We both wear the pants in this relationship. One leg each, we waddle around in unison. It’s beautiful, in a way.
pros to dating me:
- i’ll actually respond to ur text
- u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
- we can hold hands
- butt touches
- cuddles? ? ? yes good
- i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
- u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
- ur anoying
i think i’ve tricked certain people into thinking im cooler than i am
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It holds all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.